Here is a little laughter going into your weekend. When I saw this a couple of days ago I laughed real hard!
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,"What did you steal?"
She replied: "A can of peaches".
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6".
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
"What is it?" the Judge said.
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
"A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit.” (Proverbs 15:13)
“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.” (Proverbs 17:22)
Robert
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